I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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