idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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