whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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