Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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