Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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