either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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