I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize