Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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