Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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