did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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