Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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