Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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