Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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