Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
