let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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