Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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