For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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