You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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