That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Boobs speak an international language.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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