Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
