She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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