This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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