whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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