the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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