JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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