would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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