i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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