I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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