I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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