they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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