everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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