But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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