Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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