to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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