You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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