you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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