Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
be right there i have to get my cape
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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