quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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