I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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