what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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