For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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