It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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