they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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