Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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