so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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