Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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