saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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