remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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