the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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