Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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