Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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