Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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