I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so explain again why im purple
no
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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