Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
